Some recent quotes

Me: What do you want for your birthday dinner, Charlie?

Charlie: Suitcase.

Me: What?

Charlie: A suitcase. With no beans.

Me: Uh...do you mean a quesadilla?

Charlie: Yeah.

 

After I tripped over Charlie's little suitcase that was in the middle of the kitchen, Ellie said "you should pick that up, Mommy." So helpful.

 

When Charlie came in while I was talking to Gaga on the phone...

Me: Do you know who I'm talking to, Charlie?

Charlie: Yeah.

Me: Who?

Charlie: Me.

 

Charlie: "I'm handsome, Mommy."

Me: "You are handsome!"

Charlie: "I'm handsomer than Daddy."

Oh if only we were all so confident!